Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Who takes what?

On september 1st i was driving to the gas station to get gas for mowing and was run off the road
by one of my neighbors, a big yuckity muck in the local democratic party. Yuckity muck was driving over the center line in a large truck as he rounded a curve , and instantly i said to myself, wow, this is really going to hurt as i swerved to get out of his way, and ended up slamming into a culvert at the edge of a neighbors driveway at 55 miles per hour destroying my truck, separating 3
ribs and cracking my collarbone . the yuckity muck pulled into his driveway, reversed his course and came back. He stared at me through the windshield for a good five minutes , probably to see if
i was still alive. I called out for help and he said someone else could call 911 . The lady whose culvert i ended up in, eventually called 911 and the rescue squad arrived a few minutes later and got me out on a backboard and neck brace and took me to the hospital.

Its been an ordeal. i have burns on my legs from the exploding radiator as it tore through the firewall and the rescue squad captain said if my airbag had gone off, i would have probably not survived the accident , but i was wearing my seatbelt as i always do. now, im having back pain and muscle spasms and the local fuzz have been following me around every time i go anywhere.
yuckity muck split the scene and has denied he caused the wreck because leaving the scene of an accident is a felony in north carolina. ...little does yuckity muck know that im going to take a polygraph and present it to my lawyer and state troopers and all heck is gonna break loose here
in north carolina. see what yuckity muck has to say then...

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

not no , but hell no

muslims in new york, go the hell away. you are not practicing a religion . you are practicing a misguided edicts of a murderer and child molester named mohammed . your so called religion
is intolerant of other religious beliefs , you do not practice unity or love and you have no business
wanting a mosque near ground zero in manhattan. go the hell away back to iran or whatever backwards place you come from . we don't want you here

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Survival series

greetings readers. summer has been a blast, a real heatwave here , 39 days of 90 + temperatures.
today is saturday august 7th. penny's birthday is in two days and i had to be creative this year
due to lack of funds. i made her a very nice web belt so she can carry her new duluth pack
she got for her ballooning . she wanted a GPS system, but unfortunately it were not in the
budget this year.
HYDRATION : water is the best. sweet stuff only drags you down. Heat cramps? mustard sandwiches
pickle relish and bananas and believe it or not raspberries...razzleberries are good any time..

so im getting ready for more stuff... medically speaking. my legs seem to be breaking out again with this yuck
its a matter of time before ill get an infection again and lose more skin. but im not going to let it get me down.
Staph and strep infections can only kill you once....

this leads me to a little story that happened to me last night. Beebop, my female black laborador retriever
has this problem. She doesn't like snakes , especially big ones . last night she was outside going completely berserkers
and i knew from the tone of her barking there was a snake in her area. we've had a problem this year (well for a few years
in fact, with various snakes , black snakes, copperheads, cotton mouths and massasaugas (cane brake rattlesnakes) and one
coral snake that was in a pine tree out back . i loaded up the shotgun and grabbed the big lantern and found she had treed a very
large blacksnake in her tree. and when i say large, i mean five feet long and a head as big as my fist and as big around as a motorcycle tire
now ive seen big snakes here . i got nailed by a big blacksnake years ago on my left shoulder as i went to unreel the garden hose i have
wrapped around a tire rim hanging on my electrical service pole. i about shot my pants when it bit me on the shoulder. shot is shit with one O
for those in the know , and snakes do have needle sharp teeth and sixty pounds per square inch bite pressure and it bled a lot. i still
have a nasty scar from it. so ONCE BITTEN TWICE SHY. i don't take chances even though the blacksnakes do keep the rats down.
i fired two shots with the 410 knowing if i didn't , the dog would have kept making noise until the big snake was out of her territory. so i killed it
the snake . today ill skin it and tack it up and dry the skin and maybe use it sometime. now the copperheads have made a nest out front in the drainage pipe under the road . big old chunks (what they call them here because their heads are triangular and chunky ) maybe
ill get a few of them and skin them and use the skins for covers on knife sheathes ill be making this fall...until next time ...adios

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Survival series

summer heat. june and july have been hot. the global warming people say its warming. i'm just trying to imagine what august is going to be like.. hi. its been a month since my last blog..a month and a day.

hydration... dehydration can kill quickly. h2o is how you cool yer butt. drink lots of water in this heat.

me, i had surgery on my jaw again to repair damage done earlier during a routine dental procedure. my gum didnt heal properly and i got infection in the bone and it's been painful.

so anyway im back after a hiatus and today is a good day. sort of. i spent some time in the pool last night cooling off. buck naked . penny doesn't like me swimming au natural.. she said if i got caught id get into trouble for skinny dipping.. i call it chunky dunking ... i cooled off and still couldn't sleep worth a darn.. and for all her fussing she did the same thing...

so i do the best i can. as always...me

Monday, June 14, 2010

more time less governance

another rant ... golly the oil spill in the gulf has affected my life in ways you cant imagine. BP is
responsible, but will declare bankrupted before its over and done with. yeah they are our allies, in war and in peace, but they screwed up the gulf so much, they need to be taught a lesson. we don't need obama taking his time to get mad about it. they need to cap that wellhead and plug it. fast..

the poor sealife and animals there. turtles, pelicans and fish, shrimps and other sealife that was abundant there will die. its bad enough that the spanish and japanese have overfished the areas and some species of fish are near extinction.. we're next...

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

survival series

it's been a while since i was able to post here, bt im back..

buy gold, buy seeds, buy water. before it's all poisoned by oil.

thanks deepwater horizon and british petroleum for killing us slowly because of your greed and
slow response time...

and the waters of the earth became poisoned (REV 8 -10 11)

and finally. mr prez. he sits on his hands flys to the beach and does little but pose for pictures ..get on the job homey

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

what we really need is

1. less government regulation and legislation
2. Alien registration and zero tolerance for illegal immigants committing crimes in our country
3. Free medical care for american citizens
4. a consumer based taxation code replacing income taxes (flat tax)
5. An end to the internal revenue service
6. revisiting a Draft system for selective service in the united states military for a three year period
7. more government oversight of the PAC s and banking industry
8. jail sentences for banking officials that defraud their customers with unethical practices
9. less intrusive social services programs and panels to decide disability claims
10. free legal services for american citizens for administrative law(disability, malpractice and non criminal law services)
11. an end to the electoral college, the most votes in each state wins